Trump Won’t Fight Impeachment If Undertale 2 Gets Release Date

11/09/2019 Ron Tijuana Sr.

The political landscape was shaken to it’s core this week when President Trump revealed that he’s an Undertale fan and announced plans to fully comply with the impeachment process – so long as Undertale 2 sets a release date and begins development immediately.

The Republican party is left reeling, unable to fathom the bombastic President conceding his power over a video game – and the democrats have already dispatched lobbyists to Undertale HQ, offering to fund development of Undertale 2 in full. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has already began interviewing Senior Gameplay Engineers and intends to leave all design decisions to Undertale creator, Toby Fox.

The last time Trump made waves in the gaming world was when he nearly accepted a challenge from Stormy Daniels in Fortnite squads – which featured the now incarcerated rapper, Tekashi69. Ultimately, the match never happened because of a dispute between Cardi B. and Mark Cuban.

It’s unclear whether the President will honor this agreement, or if it’s yet another ruse to get Undertale 2 on Steam – but its fair to speculate that this will only end well for Undertale fans.

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