Stormy Daniels And Her Celebrity Fortnite Team Challenge Trump For White House

05/02/2018 Team Ball Out

The US Government is officially in a state of crisis.

Adult entertainment star Stormy Daniels has challenged President Donald Trump to a series of high stakes Fortnite matches, and the craziest part is – he’s accepted.

Just one day after Stormy publicly called Trump out on Instagram stories, he responded via Twitter with this:

“You’re trash. I’m going to kick your ass at Tilted Towers and Charles Barkley’s too!! I’m gonna wreck your shit and you’re gonna love it. Real News. EZ.”

No word yet on who Trump will recruit for his squad, but we do know who Stormy is pressing into service for this once in a lifetime Battle Royale:

Stormy Daniels (Porn Star and political something?)

Tekashi 69 (controversial rapper and human snow cone)

Marilyn Manson (who did NOT remove his ribs just so he could blow himself, but that would be cool.)

Sir Charles Barkley (NBA Legend and professional shit talker)

This lineup shouldn’t surprise anyone, so we’re waiting to see what Trump brings to the table before running our advanced simulations for further analysis.

What we know so far:

Game Mode: Fortnite Squads

Winning conditions: First Squad to 3 First Place finishes wins

What’s on the line: If Daniels wins, she immediately seizes control of the White House. Her Fortnite squad mates will have their pick of cabinet positions and Trump moves to Fallujah, Iraq.

If Trump wins, he gets to suck jello shots out of Stormy Daniels butthole and repeal Obamacare at the same time. Fortnite will be renamed to Trumpnite and will retail at $19.99 across all digital distribution channels.

That’s all we have for now, as this story develops you can expect much more real news coverage here on Ball Out Gamers.

Guess Trump’s Fortnite squad in the comments below. I’ll give out Game Is Life beanies or hats or whatever to funny people.