The N64 Controller Is The Best Controller of All Time, Don’t @ Me

07/20/2019 WeekendAtMartys

It’s really as simple as that. Seriously, as you all are probably aware video games peaked in the 90’s. The PS1 was lord-tier, the Saturn wasn’t trash and the N64 became the greatest console of all time. People love to rag on this controller for having the weird 3 prong design but in my opinion this gives the controller so much utility then the trash-tier DualShock 4 and whatever the XboxOne controller is called. You can use it as a book holder, you can use it to defend your home against intruders, and you can even use it as a boomerang if you’re Australian. Also the see through controllers with the customization features were an art piece akin to Mona Lisa.

Really, back in the 90’s this was the first controller to give you real feedback on how much you sucked at a game via the rumble pack. This controller taught an entire generation that they really were trash at video games. Something that is sorely missed in today’s video gaming population. Also this controller perfectly mixed carpal tunnel syndrome with various joint and hand injuries that came from having to press the d-pad and the joystick at the same time.

Basically what I am saying is that unless you were struggling to play GoldenEye with the original N64 controller, your opinions are irrelevant. And no the GameCube controller is not the best Nintendo/console/cable controller of all time. That title belongs to the king of video games the N64.