Dillon
I am not associated with Reddit in any way. Reddit is nothing to me but cancer, and I don’t support it. With 4chan, I became the leader four years ago. One summer when school let out I had nothing to do and found 4chan, and the rest is history. Sometimes I do hack on 4chan, but only to punish them. When I feel like Anonymous is getting out of line with my beliefs, I hack them to teach them a lesson.

ReplayGoblin
Why go public about your activities now? What made you decide to reveal yourself?

Dillon
I have been working in the shadows for years. I am actually very new to Youtube and all of the videos on this site. Before this I would stay on the Tor network and only operate in the deep web. My friend BG Kumbi needed me though in his Youtube feud against PewDiePie … after watching a couple of PewDiePie’s videos, I knew I had to come onto Youtube and take over. That’s why I am here now. Youtube needs a legitimate video maker who people can be proud of, especially when I become the number 1 most subscribed channel soon.

ReplayGoblin
What exactly is your background in hacking?

Dillon
I am a hacking prodigy. I have an I.Q of 143 and have been a genius all of my life. I have an eidetic memory – I can recall every fact I read or hear. I can even vividly remember my own birth. I first started hacking when I was two years old and my family got a computer in the house. I was teaching myself to code by the time I was in kindergarten. Now after nearly 14 years of hacking experience, I am at the top of my game and ready to take on some real projects that will change the world as we know it.

ReplayGoblin
Are there any other famous websites or software systems that you’re currently in control of?

Dillon
I have a lot of secretive dealings in the deep web, but I cannot discuss those with you. Most of my Internet use took place on Tor before my recent arrival in the pleb Internet. Currently I am in the process of acquiring the websites “Funny Junk” and “Ebaum’s World”.

ReplayGoblin
Are you worried that going public will draw anger from some people and put you in danger?

Dillon
No. I can hack my way out of anything.

ReplayGoblin
How did you become involved with Anonymous and ultimately end up as their leader?

Dillon
I have been with Anonymous for a long time. I discovered Anonymous through 4chan. I was a high ranking member for a while before taking the position of leadership. Now I am the leader of Anonymous and I will be the leader for the foreseeable future.

ReplayGoblin
Can you reveal any of your future plans at this time? We understand that there are details you need to keep private.

Dillon
I can tell you that I am going after Bronies soon. I keep seeing these pony avatars leaving comments on my videos. You bronies out there think you are funny with your jokes about me … this is not a comedy. I am going to verbally destroy Bronies, and then hack them as well.

ReplayGoblin
What can people do to ensure they stay on your good side in the revolution? Do you have a message to those who cross your path?

Dillon
Anyone who wants to stay on my good side just keep supporting my Youtube channel and supporting me, and you will be on the winning side of the coming battle. Anyone who doesn’t comply and tries to get in my way … you will be liberated. That is all I will say about that.

ReplayGoblin
How can regular people and Dillon supporters become involved?

Dillon
People can get involved by following my Youtube channel. Also you can help me by telling the truth to anyone who leaves comments on my videos claiming that I can’t hack. Get the truth out there about me.

ReplayGoblin
We appreciate your time, Dillon. Do you have any final words to the internet?

Dillon
Everyone on the Internet, just know that the revolution is here. All of the old faces you’ve seen on Youtube and Tumblr and wherever else, all of these “E-celebrities” … their time is up. I am representing a new generation, and in the following months I am going to be destroying all of your heroes. You will be resistant to this at first, you will try to fight me, but just know that in the end it is for your benefit. I am here to give you a new face of the Internet, one that you can be proud of. Don’t let a dorky nerd like Ray William Johnson, or that doofus PewDiePie represent you. Don’t let some Mormon milquetoast like Shay Carl dictate your life – because I will beat up Shay Carl’s kids when they get to my high school, and I will punch Shay Carl in the face when I see him at vidcon this year. All of these people you treat like heroes are going to fall to me. All of them. I am going to destroy all of them, whether you like it or not. The new face of the Internet is here, people. You can either bow down to me and accept me as your God, or you can resist and face the consequences. No matter which you choose, I will win in the end. I am your God, and you will worship me before this is all said and done.

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