Bottom 5 Gamer Tattoos Of All Time

07/06/2019 WeekendAtMartys

In no particular order I have compiled a sample of my personal bottom 5 gaming tattoos. These tats are the worst of the worst and should be admonished and made fun of in any way possible. Okay, maybe we shouldn’t go to that extreme but you gotta wonder what some of these people were thinking? But in 2019 who knows, maybe they can launch a gaming/Soundcloud rapper career off of these tats.

Basic Bitch Triforce:

Being the rebel that I am, I went ahead and decided to go against the grain on what is considered a bad tattoo. Now the Triforce is hard to screw up, it’s just three triangles stacked on top of each other, but over time it’s become the Cafe Mocha Latte of gamer tattoos, meaning it’s incredibly basic. I can respect the other members on this list for having a pair and taking a risk, but I can’t respect people who get the entry level gamer tattoo and call it a day. At least put the master sword through it or something.

DMT Kratos:

Now this is a bad tattoo and it’s not basic either. The incredibly low quality of this tattoo would make a pre 2010 Youtuber cry tears of joy. Also it looks like Kratos has been hanging out with Joe Rogan and is currently mid way through a DMT trip. His 1st, 2nd 3rd and 4th eyes are wide open and his ankles are on fire.

Sega Dreams:

*Cries into his Dreamcast and copy of Panzer Dragoon*

Fancy Illegible Bioshock Quote:

It took my pea brain three times to actually read what this said, this is not good. And yes, while your gaming guild is full of big brained super people, us morons need clear lettering. Also not to mention that outside of nerds, nobody cares about Bioshock, nor would they understand where that quote comes from.

XYZRyuX’s New Tattoo:

Now here is a man that knows what he is doing. In 2019, there is no need to actually have talent. All you need is ridiculous tattoos on your head so all the record executives can see and offer you  4 and 5 record deals. You can catch this man on Soundcloud and be sure to buy his merchandise before it sells out.