The Horse Poop That Eagles Fan Ate Had Szechuan Sauce On It

02/06/2018 Team Ball Out

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At first glance, the Eagles fan who celebrated Philadelphia’s Super Bowl win by eating a pile of trampled horse poop comes across as a degenerate. But that couldn’t be further from the truth. If you look a little closer, you’ll see that his reason for eating a pile of horse shit is actually quite clever. This may not make sense to most of you, but to be fair.. you need a fairly high IQ to understand this post.

WHY THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES FAN CELEBRATED BY EATING HORSE SHIT OFF THE FLOOR:

First we have the video, which clearly shows an Eagles fan eating horse shit on the street:

Here’s a still shot of the guy eating the shit. As you can see there’s a small red container toward the lower right:

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I zoomed the image and can make out a fast food condiment package and a red glaze over the shit he’s eating.

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I ran a comparison of fast food condiments and found a VERY similar match. It appears to be McDonald’s Mulan Szechuan sauce, in it’s original packaging:

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Mystery solved. The Eagles fan celebrated a Super Bowl win by eating a pile of horse shit in the street because he’s a fucking genius.

 

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