Mario Got His Butt Licked By A Frog

11/20/2017 Team Ball Out

I sit down at my battle station, pull out a brand new Ticonderoga #2 pencil, sharpen it to a fine point and jot down these words: “This is Mario getting his butt licked by a frog”. Suddenly my spirit elevates above my body because I know I’m an ascended journalist. I look down on myself and give a cocky smirk/chuckle, realizing how exquisite my life is turning out. In this moment, I am euphoric because, spoiler alert: just look at me.

Example of how my life is going:

Anyway, for some reason I’m talking all this shit like I’m awesome for finding a pic of Mario getting his butt licked by a frog. There’s probably some truth in that.

Eat up.