I sit down at my battle station, pull out a brand new Ticonderoga #2 pencil, sharpen it to a fine point and jot down these words: “This is Mario getting his butt licked by a frog”. Suddenly my spirit elevates above my body because I know I’m an ascended journalist. I look down on myself and give a cocky smirk/chuckle, realizing how exquisite my life is turning out. In this moment, I am euphoric because, spoiler alert: just look at me.
Example of how my life is going:
Anyway, for some reason I’m talking all this shit like I’m awesome for finding a pic of Mario getting his butt licked by a frog. There’s probably some truth in that.
Oh shit, there’s footage too!
I’m mildly ashamed of myself. Just rimjob the comments below 👇