A large part of your time playing GTA V should be spent in the strip club. There’s a mini game where you chat strippers up to the point that they “like” you enough to give you their phone number. This is achieved by using your mic to talk to them and pay them compliments, but it really doesn’t matter what you say – they’re AI characters and can’t hear or understand you.
Enter this silver tongued gentlesir that seems to forget that everyone else in the server can hear him getting all horny and shit on his microphone.
Again. it literally doesn’t matter WHAT you say into the mic. He chooses to get into character and really cyber with the AI like a true pimp.