Imagine you are sitting an internet cafe playing your favorite game, or perhaps discreetly popping a boner to some Hentai, when an idiot bursts through the door and tries to kick your ass. Well, this happened to an Asian dude in a purple t-shirt – but he 100% did not get his ass kicked. In fact, he humiliated the bozo who dared test him.
Here’s what happened:
Tank Top Bozo (TTB) comes through door. Purple Shirt Dude (PSD) is kicking back rubbing his belly and stuff.
TTB lunges at PSD and tries to land some blows
PSD says “NOPE”, gets up and overtakes his attacker
PSD takes TTB to the ground. This is where things start to look grim for TTB
Yep, it’s grim. He keeps getting punched in the face
until PSD is pulled off of him
and TTB is escorted out (after getting his fucking ass kicked).
If you have a problem with this article come fight me at an internet cafe, or just fuck up the comments below.